Comedian Chris Bernard's Random Thoughts
August 21, 2013
Apple is rumored to release a gold colored phone, codenamed iJumpTheShark.
August 2, 2013
A Browns player said owner Jimmy Haslem has no problems spending money on the team, which is easy when you're spending other people's money.
July 29, 2013
Just watched a hilarious video online called "Harlem Shake". I predict big things for it.
July 24, 2013
The new royal baby has been officially named "His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge." or, as I like to call him, "Lucky SOB".
July 21, 2013
The Browns signed first-round pick Barkevious Mingo after a holdout. Mingo finally came to terms he has to play for the Browns.
July 20, 2013
The greatest sound in the word is someone you love breathing...in crack cocaine.
July 19, 2013
I think football should follow baseball and the coaches have to wear a helmet and full pads on the sidelines.
July 17, 2013
Ariel Castro pleaded not guilty to 977 charges, including rape and kidnapping. I, for one, believe him. There's just not that much evidence.
July 16, 2013
"Glee" actor Cory Monteith died of an overdose of heroin and alcohol, otherwise known as, dying happy.
Does anyone think George Zimmerman should have been found guilty based on the fact he let a 17 year old kid beat the crap out of him?