If I could get real audiences to laugh at my jokes the same as the audience in my head, I'd be a great comic.

Poor Brad Pitt.  I bet he feels like he lost two of his children after Angelina Jolie's double mastectomy.

Is there some unwritten rule that Cleveland drivers either have to drive 40mph or 90mph on the highways?

Michelle Knight will be honored with a balloon release today. That should make up for the decade of abuse she had to endure.

Heard the next "Fast and Furious" might be "Fast and Furious: Amish Buggy"

Washington Wizards center Jason Collins admitted he is gay. He said the only things harder to tell people was that he played for the Wizards

When you name your kid Barkevious Mingo, you are pretty much limiting his career choices.  There's never going to be a President Barkevious.

Does anyone think @GordonRamsay01 takes food preparation a little too seriously?

It's being reported that the Boston bombers were motivated by the U.S. wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. That or maybe they just hate marathons?